The Boilerplate.

I got this friend named Hank. Hank is a good dude. The kind of good dude that you see him and you say damn, that’s a good dude. Hank knows that I’m on this Bible kick, so I decided to ask him about if he believes in God. I told him I’m reading through Genesis to better understand if there is a God for myself because I can’t trust the talking heads on the teletubby. Hank told me, and I quote, “Get your head out of the weeds!” Well Hank, I don’t have a green thumb, so maybe the weeds just grow around me. I can’t help  it. Hank is a good dude though. Hank saves up all his recyclables and divvy’s them out to the local homeless.

I always hear about the homeless on the T.V. We are never doing enough for the homeless. It is kind of crazy to think that people are homeless. Nearing two-thousand and twenty-three, and we have homeless people. If the Holy Bible is real or not, either way how do we have homeless people if we have been a people for at least the last two-thousand years. That’s ludicrous.

Anyways, Hank is a good dude. He says that since much of the homeless are responsible for recycling to get money for food and such, that he tries to at least do his part for the planet and mankind.

We get it Hank, you are a good dude. 

Genesis: Chapter 2-The Creation of Man and Woman

Thus the heavens and the earth were completed, and all their hosts. And by the seventh day God completed His work which He had done; and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had done. Then God blessed the seventh day and sanctified it, because in it He rested from all His work which God had created and made.

This is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made earth and heaven. Now no shrub of the field was yet in the earth, and no plant of the field had yet sprouted, for the LORD God had not sent rain upon the earth; and there was no man to cultivate the ground. Then the LORD God formed man of dust from the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living being. And the LORD God planted a garden toward the east, in Eden; and there He placed the man whom He formed. And out of the ground the LORD God caused to grow every tree that is pleasing to the sight and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. (1-9)